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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – A pink balloon flies past Pope Francis I during his general audience in St Peter’s Square at the Vatican. Some people believe it was just a coincidence, while others believe it was a divine sign that the next Pope will either be a woman, or a male that’s openly gay.