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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden offers a solution to the long wait times nationwide at VA hospitals. He stated that if any veteran dies due to an unacceptable length of time to see a doctor, the federal government should give the deceased person up to $750.00 in coffin upgrades.