BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a source from the White House, Secretary of the Department of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki resignation was demanded after he revealed his latest plan to deal their latest scandal. Once he was informed that the main problem with VA hospitals nationwide was due to the lack of doctors to treat the millions of veterans, he planned on hiring doctors, pre-med students in college, and any high schools students that has gotten good grades in science or health that have reasonably good attendance.