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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Rubbermaid is now addressing the common phrase regarding wanting someone’s “head on a silver platter”, which originally came from the bible in Matthew 14:8, when Herod ordered the beheading of John the Baptist. Michael B. Polk who is the CEO of Rubbermaid, stated that if Herod was more budget minded, he could have used one of their cake size containers instead of a silver platter because they are less expensive, easy to clean, and stackable if he planned on having multiple executions.