BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The New Orleans Saints has now become the second NFL team that the ACLU is encouraging to change their name, because in this case they believe it offends non-Christians. The owner of the team Tom Benson, stated that he has no intention of honoring the request of the left wing organization. He also rejected their suggesting of new names to call his team which included the Pagans, the Agnostics, and the Arrogant Holy Rollers.