Martha Stewart Reuters 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Despite dabbling in online dating last year, domestic diva Martha Stewart, 72, is still looking for love. “I’m looking for a partner,” Stewart says matter-of-factly from her corporate test kitchen in Haute Living magazine’s July issue. Because of her reputation for being a perfectionist with exquisite taste and an active imagination, her close friends have privately stated that they are surprised that she hasn’t yet built herself a man out of items that can be purchased at any local handicraft store.