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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton mediates a final agreement between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas. The disagreement was over what was the best vegetable to serve with meatloaf and mashed potatoes at the Mideast “Peas” talk.