BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the lack of complaints from the individuals being preyed upon, the U.S. Supreme Court rules 6 to 3 that grave robbers are victimless crimes.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the lack of complaints from the individuals being preyed upon, the U.S. Supreme Court rules 6 to 3 that grave robbers are victimless crimes.