BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – To the shock of reporters and photographers on the White House lawn, in a fit of rage House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi knocks out Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid with one punch. Her sudden violent outburst was prompted by Senator Reid’s position on banning legalized prostitution in Nevada, and stating that if Pelosi ever tried to become a “lady of the evening”, she’d starve to death within a week.