BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Kentucky – According to the Boyle County Public Library, it has now gotten so cold, that people are now regularly requesting books about hell.
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BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Kentucky – According to the Boyle County Public Library, it has now gotten so cold, that people are now regularly requesting books about hell.