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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – While heavily promoting her new book “Hard Choices”, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton mistakenly announces the price of her book in “pesos” instead of the British currency which is pounds. After realizing her error, she made matters worse by referring to Great Britain’s cash as “ounces”.