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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC has confirmed that they are currently negotiating with Rosie O’Donnell regarding returning to “The View”. The popular daytime talk show wants to attract more male viewers, and ABC President Paul Lee says he’s confident that can be done with O’Donnell’s radiant masculinity.