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BREAKING NEWS – São Paulo, Brazil – A never-before-contacted tribe in Brazil’s Amazon voluntarily emerged from the forest and approached scientists, according to an announcement from the country’s Indian affairs department (FUNAI). Science Now reported that on June 29, the group of Brazilian scientists had made the first official contact with an isolated tribe in 18 years. FUNAI quickly dispatched experts to the Upper Envira River region in case the indigenous tribe wanted to make contact. To their surprise, the only thing the leader of the primitive village asked once they finally met was, “What’s up with this Facebook nonsense?”