BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev who was killed in a shootout with police, was recently contacted in a séance. According to witnesses that attending the late night meeting, an eerie/confused voice from beyond stated, “I thought that if we died as martyrs, we would go to heaven. Why is it so hot here? The temperature rises daily and everyone constantly complains about the heat. This is strange”.