BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Some of the unaccompanied illegal immigrant children who’ve recently entered the country could be coming to your community and you’d never know, as the White House explained, “We’ll put illegal immigrants wherever we want, and we won’t tell you”. They went on to say that they’re not informing governors or members of Congress when or where they are placing the children, because they deem the children’s privacy rights to be more important than your right to know where your tax dollars are going, or any public safety or health concern you might have. President Obama is also laying blame with the communities by stating at a press conference, “That this is clearly the fault of cities and towns nationwide for not allotting funding to deal with the unexpected financial burdens that I will continue to thrust upon them. And if they taught Spanish in their schools as a mandated course, they would not have the linguistic barrier after being surprised with the new U.S. arrivals.”