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BREAKING NEWS – Sherman Oaks, California – CBS intervenes and takes a no-nonsense approach regarding Charlie Sheen once he entered into rehab. After arriving at his home, one of the producers of “Two and a half men” ordered a groundskeeper to immediately remove all of the cocaine they found in his driveway.