BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA attributes their lack of support from the House of Representatives due to the fact that most politicians owns a dog. The animals rights group believe that the annual shows for canines sponsored by the AKC, are insensitive and exploitative. They also believe that charging stud fees is a form of prostitution, and dog breeders should be criminally prosecuted because according to PETA, they meet the legal definition of being a pimp.