BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – After being awarded a whopping $1.8 million in a defamation lawsuit against slain Navy SEAL and “American Sniper” author Chris Kyle, Jesse Ventura has a chunk of change he needs to make plans for. He acknowledged that some of it will go toward legal fees, some will go toward the cost of his ongoing psychiatric therapy in dealing with his habit of embracing ridiculous conspiracy theories, but the lion’s share will go toward the people he lost a bet with, when he assured them that the people of Minnesota were not stupid enough to elect him as governor.