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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner still refuses to comment on rumors that he has been getting hormone injections and plans on having a sex change. However, publisher Random House announced that a book written by Jenner will be released next fall entitled, “My New Life As A Spinster”.