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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James, who has a reputation of literally crying after tough losses, is seen kicking and screaming having a temper tantrum after a call went against the Heat. He calmed down after coach Erik Spoelstra gave him a tall glass of Similac.