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BREAKING NEWS – Wyomissing, Pennsylvania – A judge throws out a lawsuit filed by Cathy Cruz Marrero after she fell in a fountain while texting at Berkshire Mall. He also told her and her attorney that they had a weak argument in alleging that the mall should have had in or near the fountain, at least two lifeguards.