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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Parents plan on mobilizing soon, demanding that Al Sharpton leave their town and never return. Their biggest concern, is that their impressionable children might embrace him as a role model, and then mimic his hair style under the misguided assumption that it’s fashionable and trendy.