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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A spokesman for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have announced that the two of them will soon be heading for divorce court. Nick’s attorney stated that allegations that he is a womanizer and a sex addict is baseless and without merit. Mariah’s attorney says the allegations are absolutely true, and his client decided to end the relationship after catching Nick in a hotel room with their marriage counselor.