BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – After nearly a 20 year study of ultrasounds conducted by a team of obstetricians and psychologists at Johns Hopkins Hospital, they now believe that an unborn child’s behavior shortly before being delivered is an indication to their future personality. According to them, the child pictured giving a “thumbs up” is ready to greet the world, and will probably be very likeable and friendly. Some negative indicators according the the study, are babies in the womb regularly making obscene gestures, suggesting the child will grow up to be very rebellious and hostile. And selfish firstborn children that wanted to be the only child, were often seen in the womb trying to steal their mother’s ovaries.
