BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC is so determined to keep “Today” host Matt Lauer happy after its rocky patch with the show, it’s agreed to foot the bill for helicopters to fly him to the Hamptons and back. However both of them are rethinking that idea after it was revealed to them that former co-host Ann Curry who was fired because of Matt, found out about the helicopter, and then purchased some surface to air missiles.