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BREAKING NEWS – Guantánamo Bay, Cuba – In a poll taken of the muslim detainees at GITMO, 100% of them believe that women should not be allowed to express themselves on poltical issues in public at any time. And almost 80% of Americans polled agreed with them, as long as they specifically were referring to the women on “The View”.