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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The Mattel Toy Company announces that their new “Trailer Trash Barbie” has become a big hit. They also said by the holiday season, they will be selling “Trailer Trash Ken”, that will look intoxicated, snaggletooth, and drives around in a remote controlled raggedy pick-up truck.