BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Burger King in Japan introduces an all-black cheese burger. The Kuro Peral Burger is layered with black cheese, a beef patty on a black bun made with bamboo charcoal, and a sauce made with onion and squid ink. In a related story, United Airlines has now confirmed that air marshals had to physically restrain Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson after punches were thrown while both of them were carrying protest signs, as they got into a brawl over the last seat available on a nonstop flight to Japan.