BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, Florida – After receiving the ok from the school board, the Satanic Temple has announced that it will provide pamphlets on Satanism, explaining the tenets, philosophy and practice of Satanism. The decision by school officials was emphatically backed by the President of the ACLU Susan Herman, who stated that, “Public schools allowed prayer for more than 100 years, so Satan must be given equal time to determine if he has a positive or negative effect on young impressionable minds.”