BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Secret Service Director Julia Pierson is now under fire for misleading the public regarding the recent fence jumper at the White House. At first she said that the intruder Omar Gonzalez was apprehended as soon as he entered the front door, then she said he was caught after a wild chase that ended in the East Room. Now Pierson is saying Gonzales actually jumped the fence first three weeks ago, moved into a seldomly used room, and refused to move out, invoking squatter’s rights. When he recently jumped the fence, he was returning home after he was informed that his possessions were about to placed on the White House lawn that could be purchased at an upcoming yard sale.