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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Yeadon, Pennsylvania – Suspicions continue to grow on the real reason Joe Biden is wearing a mask….

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• June 22, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden is now leaning farther to the left on what…

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• June 19, 2020

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is inserting herself into the…

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• October 24, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is being accused of stealing furniture from the State Department. “Early in…

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• June 11, 2019

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sunny Hostin, a co-host on ABC News’ “The View, waded into…

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• November 9, 2018

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an interview with NPR’s Terry Gross, Hillary Clinton said she wouldn’t rule out…

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• September 21, 2017

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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – Missouri State Senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal has now called for the assassination of President…

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• August 18, 2017

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Leaked classified documents shows that when Bill Clinton was in office, he was buying…

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• February 16, 2017

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Denver-based Secret Service agent who reportedly suggested that she would rather go to…

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• January 30, 2017

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A special agent-in-charge with the United States Secret Service is not afraid to use…

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• January 26, 2017

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is seen nervously peeping behind corners after exiting the Oval Office. According…

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• December 27, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s shocking appearance since she made her concession speech after her stunning loss…

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• November 18, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore showed up at Trump Tower last weekend, demanding a…

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• November 15, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Because of Hillary Clinton’s devastating loss, her plan to give her…

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• November 10, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton had a quick response on when an animal…

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• August 10, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An ex-Secret Service officer’s forthcoming book on Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton reportedly claims…

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• June 14, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A leaked memo from Hillary Clinton’s campaign has revealed her plan if she is…

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• May 26, 2016

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Secret Service decided to continue their policy that their agents do not have…

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• March 31, 2015

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Another man was apprehended after he cleared the White House fence Wednesday night, the…

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• October 24, 2014

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unnamed source from the Secret Service has stated that it is President Obama’s…

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• October 6, 2014

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