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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a Fox News Poll, voters reveal which state they want kicked out of the union. The poll asked voters if they would support their state splitting off from the United States. Just nine percent said they would. The poll also gave people another option: What if you could boot other states out of the union? Nearly twice as many — 17 percent — liked that idea. Which state would be the first voted out? California. Of the voters willing to ditch a state or two, 53 percent pick the Golden State. Next out the door is New York (25 percent), followed by Texas (20 percent) and Florida (11 percent). Mississippi and Louisiana got the fewest votes for removal, because the voters were in agreement that residents from those states were too uneducated and stupid to make it on their own.