BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – Global warming spokesman Al Gore is now calling the citizens of Buffalo “a bunch of republican and conservative liars”, after emphatically stating that there was never a snowstorm in their city. But instead according to Gore, a well organized group of “right wingers” had truck loads of snow brought in from other parts of New York, as a futile attempt to contradict his global warming theory. He said he could easily prove it because he has pictures of countless people on that same day in the surrounding communities, having backyard barbecues and pool parties in what appears to be temperatures in the 90’s. When asked to produce the date and time-stamped photos, Gore then stated that it is disrespectful to question the honesty of a sitting or former democratic vice president.