BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An NBC source told Us Weekly, hosts Natalie Morales and Willie Geist “were recently told they were fired.” An unnamed source at the Today Show stated that Matt Lauer is behind both of them getting “drop kicked out of the front door”, because he had it written in his last lucrative contract, that he could terminate the employment of anyone on the Today Show that had more hair then he has, except for African-Americans.