2013-05-08t173610z_1_cbre9471cwd00_rtroptp_3_usa-korea-park

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A bill secretly and anonymously introduced to Congress has been voted down 535-0 and will obviously not reach the Senate. If passed, it would have given a group of objective non-partisan psychiatrists the authority to have politicians committed to a mental health facility, if they consistently made decisions that were unusually stupid.