BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Forget about just business and economy classes. Starting in March, Delta Air Line will be splitting its aircraft into five different fare classes including a super-cheap one. The sections will be based on prices and service and will feature three types of economy and two types of premium cabins. Delta Executive Vice President Glen Hauenstein said in a statement. The breakdown will be: First Class, Delta One, Delta Comfort+, Main Cabin, and Basic Economy. The extremities between the top and bottom are glaring, with First Class receiving gourmet meals, foot massages, and choices of newly released movies, while Basic Economy, has to bring sack lunches, receive no bathroom privileges, and for entertainment they are giving the option of renting a Viewmaster.