BREAKING NEWS – Lafayette, California – Along with local area groups, some parents are irate that their children’s sex ed class at Acalanes High School in Lafayette is being taught by employees of Planned Parenthood without their prior knowledge. They are also fuming over the methods and materials being used, including a checklist that asks students if they are “ready for sex”. School officials explained that this was specifically designed to help combat the dramatic reduction in teenage pregnancies, because the low numbers are affecting California’s ability to show the rest of country the importance of the welfare system. The other controversial element being taught, is a worksheet that describes how to give and obtain consent, as well as a diagram that uses a “genderbread” person for lessons in gender identity. “[Parents] are very concerned,” Brad Dacus, president of the Pacific Justice Institute, a non-profit legal organization that is assisting the concerned parents. Acalanes Union School District officials told the institute that the parents are misguided with their objections, citing the amount of tourists that visit California annually creating billions of dollars in revenue. They further explained, that “informing these teenagers the options of how strange they can become is relevant to our economy. Millions of people visit here every year, because of the weather, the beautiful beaches, and to point and laugh at of our endless collection of residential weirdos.”