OAP Wakes Up On Funeral Pyre

BREAKING NEWS – Rajasthan, India – A ‘dead’ grandfather came ‘back to life’ moments before his family set fire to him on a funeral pyre in India. Deepak Singh, 72, collapsed at his home in front of his horrified relatives after he went to feed his cows. He later said that he had led such a horrible life, that he thought when he died he was going to hell, and felt he could handle the heat. But after feeling too warm when his family kept putting blankets on him, he woke up screaming and realized the eternal flames of Hades would probably be more toasty than he expected. According to some of his relatives, even the cows were laughing at him.