BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio is now publicly stating his outrage toward the rank-and-file New York Police Department officers that recently turned their backs to him during a pair of funerals for slain police officers. Even though NYC has about 35,000 cops, de Blasio said if he had his way, he would fire all of them in one day and start from scratch, gradually rebuilding the police force. This idea immediately got the support from the Mafia, gang members, and trench coat wearing Central Park flashers.