BREAKING NEWS – Henderson, Nevada – In a statement released from the office of Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid, he suffered broken ribs, facial bones in his home, which caused him to be was hospitalized overnight at University Medical Center in Las Vegas as a precaution. His staff are denying the rumor that Reid intentionally tried to harm himself by walking into walls, because he has been emotionally devastated over the Democrats recently losing the Senate to the Republicans. They further explained that he has been walking into walls for years on a daily basis, and this is one of the few times he sustained some serious injuries.