BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The New York Post corroborated the Mirror’s recent claim that Kanye West and Paul McCartney have been meeting to discuss music, with several songs reportedly already in progress. The rapper and the Beatle are said to be working in secret on “a number of tracks”, with the possibility of expanding the project into a full LP. McCartney issued a press release stating in part that, “People should not be surprised at this hook-up. It’s not like the 60’s when talent was important, and West has proven that any arrogant loud-mouth idiot can make it in this business”.