BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward their son, and they now believe it was his own stupidity that almost caused him to drown while riding his bike.
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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Virginia – After reviewing the photographic evidence, a 14 year old’s parent’s anger shifts toward their son, and they now believe it was his own stupidity that almost caused him to drown while riding his bike.