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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – An unemployed polygamist that is married to 22 women (that have jobs), was simultaneously beaten up by all of them, after he stated that he had no desire to work. Doctors at Salt Lake Regional Medical Center say that he is currently in critical condition, hooked up to wife support.