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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Pop singer Rihanna literally swam with sharks for a photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Born and raised in tropical Saint Michael, Barbados, she said she is very used to swimming at the beach with the deadly maneaters in the vicinity. Rihanna further explained, that “Because of my experience with those ferocious creatures in my youth, it was easy for me to handle it when Chris Brown beat me to a pulp right before the 2009 Grammys. The damage he inflicted on me was minimal compared to what could have happened to me offshore.”