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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The website for Chicago public radio show “This American Life” states it found a list of ingredients for Coca Cola, a secret that has been closely guarded for more than a century, in a 40-year-old newspaper. The secret ingredients and portions are, 2% water and 98% Pepsi Cola.