BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner is quickly reduced to tears after Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi tells him that a tree had to be destroyed to make the traditional oversize gavel.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner is quickly reduced to tears after Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi tells him that a tree had to be destroyed to make the traditional oversize gavel.