BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams made his first public appearance since he was suspended from NBC. The controversial star attended a fundraiser and donated $50,000 in a bid to keep his Catholic high school in New Jersey from closing. In a press release by Williams, he said during his absence he’s done a lot of traveling, including going to the Amazon and catching piranhas barehanded, and to Area 51 in Nevada where he said he interviewed several captured aliens from other planets. Upon reading his press release, NBC decided to extend his suspension.