BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – During a press conference after the undefeated Kentucky Wildcats lost to Wisconsin in the Final Four, Kentucky’s African-American guard Andrew Harrison was caught on the microphone making a racial slur about Wisconsin’s center Frank Kaminsky who is white and also lead all scorers in the game. Harrison promptly apologized, against the advice of Al Sharpton who immediately called him and begged him not to. At a press conference, Sharpton stated that “Kaminsky intentionally played the way he did which was very dominate, was a subtle form of racism. His sole purpose of winning the game was to shatter the dreams of all the young black men on Kentucky, in a devious malicious way to keep ‘us’ down.”