BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The hip hop superstar Kanye West, massive ego continues to grow. After releasing his news single “I Am a God”, he is now selling a new version of the Holy Bible that replaces every mention of God… with his own name calling it “The Book of Yeezus”. Hundreds of theologians have already had a conference on this matter, and the majority of them believe that on Judgment Day, West will probably leap up in front of Jesus’ throne, and give a short speech on who he believes should be tossed into hell.