BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Signs of alien life will be found by 2025, NASA’s chief scientist predicts. Recent observations by planetary probes and telescopes on the ground and in space have shown that water is common throughout our solar system and the broader Humanity is on the verge of discovering alien life, high-ranking NASA scientists say. In preparation for this historic event, President Obama has promised before leaving office, to put programs in place that will give earthbound space aliens government sanctioned I.D.’s, and an intergalactic form of amnesty so they can eventually acquire U.S. citizenship.